Arise until your wings catch fire.

vinebox:

Watching Pokémon on Saturday mornings as a kid

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

anangelandhistractor:

austere-fallen-angel:

squided:

are you fucking shitting me right now.

I never know what’s gonna be at the bottom like seriously there are about a hundred different versions of this and this is the one that makes me most upset

^^^^^THIS

nethilia:

thebiscuiteternal:

chainsawmascara:

gothiccharmschool:

skelepoison-spooks:

IT HAS BEGUN

THREAT LEVEL PUMPKIN

OH, IT’S ON

I RISE

It’s july

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

huffingtonpost:

DEBI JACKSON, MOTHER OF TRANSGENDER CHILD, GIVES MOVING SPEECH

The best part of the video may be when Jackson addresses the comments she’s heard about her daughter and sets the record straight about statements like you “wanted a girl so you turned your child into one” and “kids have no idea what they want or who they are — my kids wants to be a dog, should I let him?”

So watch the full video to see her answers to those difficult questions here.

jenxmalone:

Since Johanna Mason was the only living female victor of 7 for the Quell, I would like to think that when they called up “Ladies first” she just stomped over, grabbed the piece of paper herself and shouted “GEE I WONDER WHO THE FUCK IT COULD BE? HOLY FUCK BALLS IT’S ME I’M SO SHOCKED” and the Peacekeepers have to drag her away from the microphone

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

beastoftheyeast:

guy-with-a-serious-web-addiction:

beastoftheyeast:

THIS RATIO IS TERRIBLE

the marshmellows are chalky and gross anyway

First of all..how dare you

beastoftheyeast:

guy-with-a-serious-web-addiction:

beastoftheyeast:

THIS RATIO IS TERRIBLE

the marshmellows are chalky and gross anyway

First of all..how dare you

mrdecraprio:

excuse you

How to make friends 101

madmanswords:

mayor-evan:

mayor-jasmine:

mayor-jasmine:

1.) Send them anon messages saying ‘expand dong’ for about a week
2.) Ask if they want to know who u are
3.) Tell them anyway
4.) BOOM! Friendship

Thank u to kilimanjunko for teaching me this method
I hope you all make many friend

I’ve got two ‘expand dong’ messages since this
Dying

I got one^-^

I like how step three assumes that step two was answered in the negative.